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Not just an outstanding store to supply the
fashionable, it is the official store of the elf hunt. The clothes at this
trendy yet pricey establishment provide a suitable bait to tempt the discriminating
tastes of elves, as well as a good hunting garb for the elf hunters. There
is one located near Rivendell and a newly established store located in the
upper class section of Mirkwood. |
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Blue eyeshadow
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A potent weapon, this outdated cosmetic is
used as a threat and/or weapon against elves in sticky situations, as none
of them would ever desire to wear such an atrocious shade. However, caution
should be used in its employment, as it can be used against an elf hunter
as easily as an elf, sending all concerned spiraling haplessly into 80's
flashbacks. |
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The oft-repeated and oft-ignored first rule
of being a PEF or PEF-associate is "Never go off alone," or in
the case of some, "Never wander off alone together." Ignoring
this rule is a guaranteed recipe for disaster in the world of the hunt. |
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Chloroform bomb
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A rather self-explanatory tool of the elf hunter,
devised and distributed by our own dear scientist, Tinuvie. It can be used
to knock out potential targets during the hunt with the unfortunate side
effect of knocking out the elf hunters, as well, should they demonstrate
the typical PEF lack of caution and sense. |
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Cleavage, The
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With properties similar to The Force, this
powerful tool of huntresses with lowcut necklines everywhere works only
on the weak-minded, and is thus useful against all men. |
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Common sense cricket
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A Jimney Cricket-style creature known to lurk
in the heads of all those possessing of common sense. May be recognized
as the little, oft ignored voice that advises one about the wisest and most
sensible choices one might make. |
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It means "Dastardly Duo," it is used
to refer to Tadandader HalfElven and her frequent partner in crime, El luitha
uren. The DD fancy themselves to be something like MIB, and thus carry around
shades and lembas launchers. See also "HIP." |
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Deja spew
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The feeling that somewhere, somehow, you've
been puked on like this before. See Orli's experience with the lost babies
of Laketown. |
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Drool cup
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A handy device employed by elf hunters and
pervy fanciers all over Middle Earth. It is a plastic cup that fits over
the mouth to collect drool. This prevents messy puddles from forming during
the ogling of good-looking Middle Earth inhabitants. |
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DT
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"Double Trouble," the nickname for
the Tinuviel-Nimrodel alliance formed in response to the DD. They often
play pranks on the other huntresses and have matched mischief versus mayhem
with the DD at least once. The outcome of said match is still largely controversial. |
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DWARF
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The acronym for "Determined Women Against
Resistance Front." This term, coined by Tadandader, describes the elf
hunters who formed up to battle the ELF movement. |
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A vital aid in blocking the entry or re-entry
of evil common sense crickets. Once a cricket has turned, it is very important
to have these on hand (color-coordinated with one's outfit, of course) to
prevent a takeover of your mind by said cricket. |
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ELF
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The acronym for "Elf Liberation Front."
This movement was formed by the elves of Rivendell in response to the success
of the elf hunters in capturing their kinsmen. They are led, for the most
part, by Haldir, and attempt at various points during the story to try and
take back the captive elves from the elf hunter camp. |
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Elf Hunt Revolution
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Took place on the night of
Tuesday the 25th of June and lasted until the wee hours of Wednesday the
26th. This great event in Hunt History involved the veteran huntresses,
operating under the acronym of "ELVEN" and meeting to conspire
at the Council of Galadriel in Lorien, returning to the TWC hunt for one
last mission. The object: to remove remaining elves caught by the veterans
for relocation to a place where there were more huntresses of an age for
Tae bo. *Ahem* The mission was a success, causing Legolas, Orli, Boromir,
Figwit, and a number of other elves to be liberated from Middle Earth and
returned to the custody of the veteran huntresses. |
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Elf-whacker
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a long, sturdy stick employed by elf hunters
against their prey. A non-lethal device, it is used to render the subject
unconscious and easy to transport back to camp. Is not effective when used
against orcs, as their heads are harder. |
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ELVEN
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An acronym that
stands for "Elite Lady Veterans against Elven Neglect." This was
the code name for the members of the Elf Hunt Revolution, which took place
on the night of Tuesday the 25th of June and lasted until the wee hours
of Wednesday the 26th. This group included the founding members of the Elf
Hunt and a few long-time TORn associates. |
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This derivitive of Pixie Dust didn't
have a documented use until EK decided to experiment with it. When eaten,
Fixie Dust causes a person to glow yellow and float or fly. Tasting like
almonds, this dust has come in handy during our adventures. It is not plentiful,
but MM usually has some stashed away for contingencies. She is ever on the
lookout for a better supply.
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This appliance is another tool
of the knowledgeable elf hunter. When wielded at high temperatures, it can
muss and/or spoil the appearance of elven hair. The mere threat of its use
is enough to send most elves running, so it is mainly used as a deterrent
to would-be ELF rescue parties and other enemy elves. |
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Happy Lizard
Dance
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The patented dance of Lizard219 when in a joyous
or otherwise upbeat state. Luitha is also a master of the dance and the
other huntresses have been well-versed in its complicated and bouncing steps.
It is a complicated, ever-changing combination that can feature everything
from a saucy square dance with a decided Southwestern flair to a backwards
Macarena with a tango-like twist. |
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Harem outfits
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These fashionably made Banana Republic
outfits resemble the sort of costumes a belly dancer might wear and consist
of sparkly bras and guazy skirts or pants. They are often used as a huntress
disguise or as a means of distracting hostile parties. |
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Hershey's Kisses
with Almonds
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Nimrodel's secret weapon, an irresistable
lure for manly-men and elves, alike. |
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HIP
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"Hunters in Purple," another acronym
applied to the DD in their more MIB-like incarnation. |
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A new PEF (and two PMFs) party staple. It consists,
quite simply, of a jacuzzi filled with strawberry or kiwi jello, depending
on the tastes of the huntresses. |
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The sticky-making Tae bo tool of choice for
MM's everywhere! This tasty treat is useful in Tae bo manuevers for those
who aren't wild about the taste of Marshmallow Cream. |
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Leia bikini
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This term refers to the infamous
gold brassiere and matching peek-a-boo skirt worn by Princess Leia in Star
Wars. What does this have to do with elf-hunting, you ask? Well, the hunt's
own Nimrodel, Queen of Multi-tasking, was made to wear such a costume and
sit, chained to a rock, during her captivity in Isengaard during the hunt's
Mummy Adventure. |
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Lembas launcher
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A special device employed by elf
hunters that launches the lembas in a projectile fashion. It's a required
article for a successful elf hunt and has been employed with especial skill
by the likes of Tadandader HalfElven and El luitha uren. Most notably to
be kept from the grasp of Aragorn, who is overly trigger happy. |
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The marshmallow launcher invented
by Saffron Piskie to help fight the enemies of PEFs (and our associate PMFs). |
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Mallow War Paint
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Currently available in browns,
greens, and blacks, this was invented by Mirkwood Mistress to help the girls
of ELVEN in the revolution. The dark paint smeared on their faces helped
camouflage them while they went sneaking into the new veteran's territory. |
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Marshmallow cream
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Often mentioned in connection with
Tae Bo, this favorite treat of elf fanciers is carried in jars and seems
to hold worlds of appeal for males of all races. The actual USE of this
substance during Tae Bo is as yet unrecorded in the annals of elf hunter
history. However, imagination does tend to fill in a few blanks in this
matter. |
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Medjai
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The Medjai are guardians, mystical beings who
work to protect the world from evil. Oded Fehr was such a one in The Mummy,
and the huntresses' own Mirkwood Mistresses discovered that she, too, was
a Medjai, sent to help the huntresses and gifted with a tattoo that tingled
when there was trouble she needed to attend to. |
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metaphor
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This "metaphor" is actually a euphemism
for... er... male "pride." See also terms such as "broomstick,"
"light saber," and "horn of Gondor." |
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Mind Meld
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After their adventures in the Labyrinth, the
huntresses soon discovered they were able to communicate with one another
mind-to-mind. This unity between the huntresses was dubbed "The Mind
Meld." |
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Multi-tasking
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This elf huntress art form involves the ability
to handle Tae bo with more than one elf or manly man simultaneously. This
skill was perfected by the huntress Nimrodel, who then taught it to the
other eligible Tae bo instructors. |
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This special talent is employed by Nimrodel,
who is endeavoring to teach it to the other elf huntresses. This practice
involves using social skills to meet people who can help one get what one
wants. |
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ReConditon(O.R.C.) |
An organization linked with ELF
and started by TessJ while in a state of emotional upset. This organizations
goal is to recondition elves to hate anything associated with PEFs.
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The acronym for "pervy elf-fancier,"
a name based on the writings of Cassandra Claire, author of the Very Secret
Diaries. This term encompasses all those who find themselves in need of
a drool cup whenever elven pictures are posted. |
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Pixie
Dust
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Used
as a bait, this pretty, powdery substance attracts elves the same way a
mirror would. While it holds the elfs attention, the skillful elf-huntress
can lasso her new captive.
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PHF
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Yet another acronym drawn from
the Very Secret Diaries, it stands for "pervy hobbit fancier."
This is the term used to describe those who find themselves pining for short,
hairy-footed men with generous appetites and kind dispositions. |
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PMF
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The acronym for "pervy man
fancier," also based on the Very Secret Diaries. This term applies
to those who feel weak-kneed when looking at the manly mugs of Boromir,
Aragorn, or Faramir. |
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The Sindarin word for "sisters,"
it is also the name for the new veterans of the elf hunt, those who claimed
the leadership of the hunt after ELVEN departed. |
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*snert*
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The official huntress sound of mirth. It sounds
vaguely like a snort, but implies greater amusement. |
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strawberry bubblebath
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The most important bait in elf-hunting, it
is the favorite scent of all elves and an irresistible lure. Keeping a supply
on hand will also keep elven captives happy in between Tae Bo sessions.
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SWAT team
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Luitha's team for swatting those individuals
who have gotten out of control in some way. |
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The polite euphemism coined by the pervy elf
fanciers to describe certain physical activities performed in the privacy
of one's tent after capturing a likely elf. Younger elf fanciers are not
allowed to perform Tae Bo until they are certified, and must content themselves
with brushing their captive's pretty hair. |
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Communication device necessary for the coordination
and success of elf hunter missions. It is important for a would-be elf hunter
to pick up one when purchasing supplies in the interest of alerting her
fellow hunters to danger, traps, or just for conversation when the hunt
becomes scattered. |
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whipped cream
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Yet another sweet topping useful in Tae bo.
See also Lavendar Jelly and Marshmallow cream. |